Theosebes has long tried to follow Madonna and her Kabbalah (*cough*) convictions. The latest rumors have her marrying a man named Jesus, however, now her spokesmen are saying otherwise:
Madonna and her boy toy Jesus have no plans to get married, a spokesperson for the singer tells In Touch magazine.
“This is completely and totally not true,” her spokesperson says.
Is Madonna to be denied happiness in another lifelong commitment? Is Dan Brown to be denied having Jesus really marry (and to someone named Madonna!)?
Whatever happens, Madonna's Kabbalah faith will see her through.
Oh, and Jesus's spokesmen--apostles?--have made no comment.