Thursday, May 01, 2003

HOLY POWER BAR?

Looking for that heavenly pick me up? Need the snack that shows the world you're part of God's Israel? Then try the Bible Bar:
Meet the Bible Bar--one of the greatest new products ever introduced to the Christian market. This fantastic-tasting, all natural whole food bar contains the seven foods which the Lord calls good in Deuteronomy 8:8 - Wheat, Barley, Honey, Figs, Olive Oil, Grapes, and Pomegranates. You're going to love this first-of-its-kind nutritional bar with its refreshing, natural fruit flavor and Biblical significance.

Rumor has it that Samson had at least two before slaying Philistines.

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