Thursday, September 11, 2003

WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BE A SCIENTOLOGIST...

Madonna, high guru of the bastard child of Judaism, Kabbalah is busily converting her belly baring compatriot, Britney Spears to the currently hip religion:
“Madonna seems to be the high priestess of proselytizing for the Bergs and the Kaballah Centre,” Rick Ross, an expert on cults and alternative religions who has been an outspoken critic of the Kabbalah Centre, tells The Scoop. “No doubt she’s pitched it to anyone with a brain in their head, and that might include Ms. Spears.”

A Spears spokeswoman confirms the story. “Britney was introduced to Kabbalah through her friendship with Madonna,” the rep tells the Scoop. “She is now learning more about it.”

My advice to Britney: Don't sign anything.

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