Monday, September 15, 2003

WORRIED MOTHER SHIELDS DAUGHTER FROM MADONNA

The mother of a seven year old girl is desperately seeking to protect her daughter from exposure to singer Madonna:
"I protect her from sex full stop," she said.

"She's not aware of sex, nor should she be. You know, we've had little conversations about where babies come from, but sex is not, and shouldn't be, part of her repertoire right now."

The interview comes just days after Madonna French-kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera live on stage at an awards ceremony.

And just who is the prude, this woman who doesn't live in the real world?

Her name is...Madonna.


And in other Madonna news, we learn that Madonna's favorite children's books include Winnie-the-Pooh and C.S. Lewis's Narnia Chronicles. Hmmm, methinks she somehow missed Lewis's point.

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