Yohane Banda was pleased to hear his son David was to be adopted by a rich foreigner. Her name is Madonna, and he's heard nice things about her:
Until recently, Banda said he had no idea the woman seeking to adopt his one-year-old son was a world-famous celebrity. He said all he knew was that she was a "nice Christian lady".
Banda met Madonna in court in Malawi at an adoption hearing. He told the Mail he looked into her eyes and "could tell from them that she was a good lady".
Maybe somebody needs to let him see that concert crucifixion stunt. Or maybe that Britney Spears kiss. Or maybe...