Some speculation on the burning question of What Would Jesus Drive? My favorite:

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but preferred not to discuss it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel in which Christ tells a crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."

Based on a similar exegetical approach, we also know what cigarettes were smoked in the Bible: 'And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the Camel.' (Genesis 24:64, AV)