FORGET CHUCK NORRIS...
There's a new tough guy in town. Pat Robertson claims to have leg-pressed 2,000 lbs.--an entire ton! I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that roundhouse kick.
There's no such thing as evolution. There are only the animals Pat Robertson has allowed to live.
It's been discovered that Pat Robertson's tears cure cancer. Too bad Pat Robertson never cries.
Pat Robertson has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
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