Monday, May 29, 2006


There's a new tough guy in town. Pat Robertson claims to have leg-pressed 2,000 lbs.--an entire ton! I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that roundhouse kick.

There's no such thing as evolution. There are only the animals Pat Robertson has allowed to live.

It's been discovered that Pat Robertson's tears cure cancer. Too bad Pat Robertson never cries.

Pat Robertson has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.


Anonymous said...

Very clever. I enjoyed your comments.


Drew Kizer said...

Maybe you haven't heard, but Robertson has announced that he will achieve the following projects in the near future:

1. Solving the mysteries of Cain's wife, what Jesus wrote in the sand in John 8, and the frustrating dilemma over whether Adam and Eve had belly-buttons.

2. Creating a rock so big that he can't pick it up.

3. Assasinating Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez by means of telepathy.