DISTRACTIONS DURING SERVICES are all too common. John Beukema has a humorous look at the problem. A congregation I'm familiar with (you know who you are!) had a member experience a 'religious swoon' during a sermon. Havoc ensued, the guest speaker's PowerPoint presentation was interrupted and 911 was called before veteran members could tell the callers that there was no medical concern. I don't think he ever did get back to that PowerPoint...