SPLINTERING CHURCHES are always a problem, and the problem seems to be growing. Weldon Warnock told us about a man marooned on an island who finally waved down a passing ship. The man was showing the rescuers his living situation and they came upon three small huts. 'What are these huts?' they asked. 'The first is where I live. The second is where I go to church,' the man answered.
'What's the third one?'
'Oh, that's where I used to go to church.'